Damn. I better get my shit in order
Why bother when there is so little time left?
You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE”
I think I feel good about it.
Well, then I’m not paying my mortgage anymore.
Not me, I was only able to get 1033 year amortization on mine.
any chance we could move that to next week?
Please don’t, I haven’t played all the video games yet.
You weren’t going to do that anyway.
Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?
Damn, just two days from retirement…
fuck fuck shit fuck
Now I gotta rearrange my Google Calendar … again!
For comparison, if you had a deck of 52 playing cards and shuffled them into a random order, then checked a year later to see if they were in the same order as when you opened the box, reshuffled if they weren’t, and repeated another year later, and so on…
We can use the cumulative distribution function of the geometric distribution 1 - (1 - p)k, where p is the per-trial probability and k is the number of trials, to find the chance that you’ll find at least one correctly sorted deck from now until the time in this paper. There’s a… Well, SageMath failed because of the exponent, but Wolfram Alpha tells me, uhhhhh…
Yeaaaaaaaaah, we’re not going anywhere any time soon.
Hopefully we can find a younger universe to move to by then.
Get your affairs in order.
… Recently we found evidence that spacetime curvature alone without the need for an event horizon leads to black hole evaporation (… this is pair generation !). …
Great ! Now tell me : what’s the implications of this on cosmological spacetime curvature ?
the quote is from :
original article:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2410.14734
An upper limit to the lifetime of stellar remnants from gravitational pair productionUniverse is feeling that YOLO.
THE END IS NIGH!!!
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