Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!
…now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
What about my butt?
This isn’t going to turn into an everything bagel type situation, is it?
I would love to have a coffee table made of wood from a coffee tree.
The real shower thoughts in the comments.
I usually just poor coffee all over my table
My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
Idk. Maybe change that?
maybe he prefers tea
That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?
I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.
