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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    When you tell a joke, do you ask the hearer to go into another room to hear the punchline?

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      No, but I give pause to allow them to answer before I deliver said punchline. Comedy is 10% what you say, and 90% delivery and timing.

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        This is a forum not a comedy club. There was a grammatical pause. See the comma?

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          A forum for the explicit purpose of telling jokes. You know… Like a comedy club? 🤔

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      Temporally, yes.

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