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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

I was going to make a belt out of watches but I realized it would be a waist of time

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I was going to make a belt out of watches but I realized it would be a waist of time

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    7 months ago

    You could have divided and wrapped it around your fists, like a boxer, but you’d probably end up with too much time on your hands

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    damnit now I want a dozen Casio F91-W just to try this.

    except I don’t wanna get added to that particular…wait for it…

    watch list

    • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Hot damn! You out-dadded me!

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        dadded

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    A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

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