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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Almost made it a whole week but my stupid wife needs a ride to the craft store

    • Rolando@lemmy.world
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      Craft store is fun! Get some stuff to decorate your “command center.”

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Excuse me but it’s my lab in my dungeon thank you very much

        • Rolando@lemmy.world
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          I always think of my area as a command center because of:

          The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?

          John McClane : Command center? It’s a basement!

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            I’ll have you know that my lab is in the basement of my own house

            • Rolando@lemmy.world
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              Fair enough!

              • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                So when are you gonna come and hang out

                • Rolando@lemmy.world
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                  Can’t! I’m grounded for running up my mom’s electric bills!

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      I wouldn’t mind giving your wife a ride.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Try it.

        • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m starting to see how the Gisèle Pelicot case started

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            What … Inhales … THE FUCK?!

        • Slovene@feddit.nl
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          1 year ago

          Is she single?

        • phorq@lemmy.ml
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          Is the chauffer job still available? I’d like to audition as well.

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      The dream…

    • blandfordforever@lemm.ee
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      Please tell us more about this stupid wife.

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        I drove her to the stupid craft store, but first we stopped and had some stupid Vietnamese for lunch, and then afterwards picked up some stupid eggs at the stupid grocery store so I could make some stupid brownies later.

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          I’m trying to sum up the vibe here but I’m having a hard time thinking of the right word.

          • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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            That’s because you’re stupid

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      Tell that stupid bitch to go find somewhere else to live

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