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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Where the robber meets the road

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Where the robber meets the road

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
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    That title is the cherry on top.

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
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    Didn’t expect this joke to get such traction but here we are

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Guys come on this is a wheely serious matter

  • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    This one may take a while…

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      It’s hard to… get going on this one.

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      Gonna take a wheel long time…

  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    There no rim or reason to this crime

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    Time to round that guy up.

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    The crook is probably tired though.

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