I’ve always been curious as to what “normal” people think programming is like. The wildest theory I’ve heard is “typing ones and zeroes” (I’m a software engineer)

  • RuBisCO@slrpnk.net
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    2 years ago

    When things get really tough, two of you will double up on the same keyboard.

    1 in 6 have multiple personalities and substance abuse daemons.

    Your bosses ride little skateboards everywhere, when they’re not busy programming animated singing viruses.

    The FBI watches you code, but has no idea what they’re looking at.

    A significant fraction of you can type with your feet, proficiently.