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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • underwire212@lemm.ee
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    Before it was just in my penis 😔

    • fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      small anxiety or big penis either way you’re winning

      • Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works
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        When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      Anxiety is stored in the balls.

    • Nougat@fedia.io
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      Now it’s only in half your penis.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Only if you’re hard. If you’re flaccid, gravity will pull it down to the side, filling it completely.

        • Nougat@fedia.io
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          Assume the penis is a sphere.

          • Agent641@lemmy.world
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            Is this spherical penis also frictionless?

          • underwire212@lemm.ee
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            Why we assuming?? 😳

            • Nougat@fedia.io
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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow

        • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          K so I’m going to be sharing a direct link to the image instead of to the thread today, because my normal friends already think lemmy is weird enough

  • FoolishObserver@lemmy.world
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    Anxiety: it’s always in at least one butt cheek

    • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
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      What if you’re upside down

      • FoolishObserver@lemmy.world
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        Anxiety: it’s always in at least one butt cheek.

        Fixed it.

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    I really don’t get why anxiety flairs up at night. Should be the calmest moments of the day.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Lack of external stimulus means we can’t ignore it. Going to sleep reduces our mental will to actively push it away.

      That’s why I sleep with a show on. Keeps me distracted enough to not care about anything else.

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      Did you not see the diagram?

    • tastysnacks@programming.dev
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      Maybe anxiety and acid reflux are the same thing.

      • Prandom_returns@lemm.ee
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        Lmao

  • fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    deleted by creator

  • miridius@lemmy.world
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    This explains so much

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