Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
leaves the girls belted in
If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.
If I’m ever in a relationship again
I could learn from that optimism.
My wife says it’s uncomfortable not having yhem belted in
Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.
Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There’s probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren’t in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.
Missing the difference between 8 and 9?
Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.
Nice try FBI. You’re never getting my feet pics
I’m #1!
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Most women don’t sleep in bras. Or as I call them “titty jail”.
Nice try, FBI.
Where’s the option for whatever I’m wearing during the day?
5!
Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??
I think Jesus slept more like a T
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1, always









