In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.
So, reading the short article, only one infected monkey escaped, per the sheriff’s office. Then the University they are from clarified that their infected monkeys are not contagious, and there were no infected monkeys on that truck.
The monkeys are for primate virology research.
Nice reminder of just how hard spun headlines are.
Oh most definitely. But I won’t let that get in the way of having a good laugh.
I feel like I should check on the story in about 28 days…
Witnesses of the crash:
Also 28 weeks
Now tell me there was 12 monkeys in there
RFK Jr will be very worried that his newly recruited team for the health and human services department had an accident whilst travelling to their new government offices.
I actually had this one on my 2025 bingo card.
what else is
Two dead presidents… Didn’t say which countries tho.
clears throat WHY?!?!
To give Hollywood some fresh material
It ain’t even fresh this is straight up the plot of 28 days later!
Honestly, I’d be pretty aggressive too if I had hepatitis, herpes, and COVID and was just involved in a crash.
So… Tuesday.
They changed the article title but the URL still holds the goods.
You’ll see this is the case everywhere if you keep an eye out. Fake news, and quiet editing after it circulates. Often on purpose. Like Dezi, the guy that shot cops raiding his house in Australia and went into hiding in the bush. All media outlets pushed stories that he sexually abused children, before removing all references to child sex abuse in later days after everyone had read the story. Likely to further remove any public support for the guy.
FOX13
Well, yeah. Murdoch adding more salt to the wound.
First rule of 12 monkeys club is that you do not talk about 12 monkeys club
Were they jumping on the bed?
yeah with the way things have been going this tracks.
I know they would just get in people’s attics and cause mayhem, but Jesus fuck I’ve always wished the American southeast had wild monkeys I am rooting for the sole survivor
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
typically the shipments aren’t mixed like this. and the front stays on. but in this case. you see, when transporting aggressive monkeys with any one of the diseases, that’s bad, but the front usually does, yes. stay on.
