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I’m sorry, ma’am, there isn’t a black guinea pig…?
Number 1, so a cup of milk?
Heavy cream, ideally.
Just label each with a cute yet distinct name. Then customers would associate each name with the blend they order, with bonus lore.
It must have been so hard to line up that many guinea pigs in a row
Tell me you suck at lining up guinea pigs in a row without telling me you suck at lining up guinea pigs in a row.
Probably AI or taxidermy.
Chloroform
Is anyone else seeing a row of human faces?
Do uhh
Do you know what humans look like?
Uhh yeah? Loud little fuzzy things that poop everywhere.
I’ve got two in a cage in my bedroom. Affectionate little critters once they warm up to you.
I like my coffee as I like my guinea pigs…
up my ass
