ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHigh fashionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1541arrow-down14
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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 days agoShoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 days agoNo, they’re your alibi. “Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoAnd at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol
Shoes not to wear when planning to commit a violent crime.
No, they’re your alibi.
“Digging my sick kicks, Officer? Alexander McQueen. Don’t even ask how much they cost. That’s the real crime.”
And at that point the pun is so bad you are arrested for obstruction of justice, lol