“But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”Lalalalalalaaaaa
Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,
Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.
My truck left me and my wife broke down
I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown
But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid
“My wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run.”
Actually sounds like a lyric written by AI for a country song.
Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!
Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.
Insert reject/approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.
Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford
Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles, so the oversized and overpriced incredibly wasteful pieces of shit we sell can be more easily reclaimed
this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.
My tractor thinks she’s sexy
It really turns it on…
I mean who among us wouldn’t fuck a tractor
The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
Carsexual youtube guy nightmare Those who know 🥀🥀
