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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

I Was Kinda Surprised When The Doctor Prescribed LSD For My Constipation...

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I Was Kinda Surprised When The Doctor Prescribed LSD For My Constipation...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

…until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Yeah I definitely didn’t see hallucinations on mushrooms. I just saw normal everyday things and found them horrifying

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