Penisula
Florida is already the USA’s dick, but it has its own smaller dick?
It’s probably a fractal dick, like dicks all the way down…
I heard muthafucka had, like… thirty goddamn dicks.
In a row?
Infinite-length water edging.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Thoughts and prayers with you brother.
oh man my coffee shoppe
That’s far too erect for the average Florida Man.
50 years ago when people first started building houses there it was more flaccid. Global warming over the years changed it to fully erect
You’re just looking at it upside down
This has to be AI, right?
They need to cut it off from the main land so they can call it Pen Island.
Capital city would be Penectomia?
excellent idea
The asshole must be where Mar-a-Lago is.
The common man is stored in the balls
yes the housing prices decrease the further away you are from the head
If you buy a house there you’re getting dicked
Why did they erect houses there anyway ?
Because of the stiff competition
hard to believe
Come again ?
LOL
Florida men unite!
Come On Home
When realtors first started advertising new home construction they miss spell the word “come”
Do people think this is real…? When you can use AI to make anything it’s not really special anymore, because it’s so common.
STFU
no u
Damn
Yeah but this is real. The homeowners actually have a PR agency to keep any news or mention of it out of the media. It’s very exclusive and they want to keep it that way.
