A Balrog? At this latitude? Contained entirely in this post?!
yes
… may I see it?
No
[Chalmers disliked that]
Jocks on you, I sort by new.
But that means you hit the big bad early without the opportunity to get better equipment
The lemmings scrolled too greedily and too deep.
Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let’s not consider that
But I just got here… Literally top post upon opening the app.
It’s a trap!
That means I’ve roughly 800 pages left to scroll before I can bring this journey to a close.
A Balrog? A Balrog? There’s more?
Morgoth made about half a dozen in the First Age.
I think it was hinted at in the lotr books that there could be more.
Meh. I seen one of them before already.
It began with the forging of the great social networks.
… but they were turned to evil by the dark tech lords.
I’ll scroll until I find Yaldabaoth
Would be funny if this is post would be on top of all others…
it is in my default view
All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass
We delved too deep!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
Fuck