There wouldn’t be so much depressing news if people would just quit doing stuff. Everyone stay home and mind your own business.
How do we change timelines again?
Throw a weasel into the CERN’s particle stream, was that it?
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You have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
How do you reverse the polarity of a weasel?
Turn it anticlockwise
This is literally my suicidalness lmao. I fucking hate it here.
Is no one else going to point out that the words ‘don’t’ and ‘just’ are grammatically inverted?
It should read as “I just don’t feel like participating” instead of “I don’t just feel like participating”
Am I losing my mind here?
Tnhik of it tihs way, yuor bairn has no pbloerm raendig tehse stecneens rhigt now bceusae hmanus olny need the frsit and lsat lteter to eploxrtaate the wrod. You lkiley had no iusse tihs etnrie tmie!
It was, however, a pain in the ass to type on mobile!
Brain autocorrected for most people probably.