Mmmh. Velour…
This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
Wear several belts! With gaps!
And lots and lots of buckles!
So many!
Maybe slip a couple strap-ons in there just for fun.
I think this is more of a loincloth at this point.
Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides
That’s cold as hell.
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
Besides, alcohol and drugs are no excuse. If you can’t control yourself under the influence, don’t use them.
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
It is sexy AF!!
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
Coward.
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would
I’m okay with that.
It’d feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.
Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid a cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
I do 🤤
Any shorter and it’s just bikini frills. 🎀
Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?
“Butt”
?
Girls have vaginas, little Billy.
Ah. Yes. I see. of course. they use short skirts so that must mean that they remove their underwear and sit vagina first. How silly me for not thinking about this first
Do you think girls don’t have asses? Or that if a guy puts on a skirt it just spontaneysly disappears?
right, i forgot women don’t have butts
Just in time for autumn!
