“we don’t know… they just are.” Could be a slogan for the whole meat industry.
Thank goodness it doesn’t contain genuine feces, only vegan feces.
Right? Right? 🤔
Okay so on ‘is poop vegan’, I’ll start: civet coffee. Is it still vegan?
In case you’re serious: definitely not, those civets live in horrendous conditions
Made from vegetarian cows.
Add some lettuce and have yourself a double vegetarian meal!
That’s the most vegan beef I’ve seen
Disappointed there’s no nut in it
Just nut in it
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
That’s how you convert me.
Not me. I like my beef cake with nut.
Its from Viz magazine! One of the UKs funniest and most sarcastic publications of all time.
I adore Viz.
They once printed the finest letter ever penned.
Also, this advert for flat-roof pubs will never not make me hoot.
Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!
Ha ha fantastic!
Ah thanks. It’s indeed hilarious 😁
Thank you! Everyone else posting here is insane
Good to see the users here are as good at recognising a joke as they’ve ever been.
We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.
I think it’s illegal in six other states too.
Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health
No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…
Jokes are illegal in Texas? I guess that tracks…
Plant based “meats” are legal in Texas. Lab grown meat is not. Beyond is safe.
No, they’re not. They just filed for bankruptcy protection.
Ok, safe from being banned in Texas, not safe from shitty business strategy
Growing meat cells in a lab and selling them as food is illegal in the states you reference.
What Beyond does in processing plant material into something that resembles some meat products is still legal everywhere.
Well technically they’re right about this.
Cow eat grass, and grass is a vegetation. Cow can turn grass into meat, so technically beef is vegetarian meat.Of course it’s a plant, it’s 100% vegetarian!
It’s a fucking joke, you idiots, how are so many of you this dense?
As dense as a vegetarian all beef burger.
As a vegan I actually don’t want it to taste exactly like meat — that’s just creepy and gross.
The best vegan/vegetarian food I’ve had was the stuff that got away from finding substitutes for meat and just did its own thing.
I like both worlds: “traditional” vegan food as well as the processed meat substitutes.
Same. Plant-forward veggie burgers are great. Seitan is a revelation.
As someone who currently eats meat but trying to reduce consumption for environmental reasons, I 100% want a vegan burger that tastes like the real deal
Do you try veggie burgers every now and then to see where it’s at, at least?
Because some of them really are good. Or decent at least. Some are less than delicious, but eh.
Definitely they’re improving all the time.
I do actually, the beyond burger era has been pretty good for upping the game but they’re not quite there yet IMO
I’m completely with you that they’re improving though, I think the smash burger style is gonna get there soon
Bruh, that’s just cringe. Why is people’s diet a part of the culture war?
Because the animal ag industries are some of the biggest sponsors of the republican party. Eating animal products is a great way to directly support fascism.
Abbatoir Rd is a nice touch.
Made with 100℅ real vegetarians!
