Don’t worry when they get desperate enough they’ll make condoms illegal

Came here for this

I assumed surviving doctors would do for people what they did for sawyer in lost.

Use what you can find to get as close as you can per eye.

Other than that, sucks to suck, And I say that as somebody who is both near sighted and far sighted.

Graduate early and then use my future knowledge to make a shit ton of money as early as I can, Then retire and finally relax for once in my two lives

Run around and climb shit?

I wouldn’t be arrested, but I’d definitely be on some watch lists

Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

Oh fuck… winter is cumming ☹️