You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.

You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.

Supernatural FedEx Man.

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

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Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

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