- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43965177
An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante
This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes
Fascists were killed to fucking death 80 years ago. And I’ll remind us all, the men who fought were around 20 then. The youngest would be 100 now.
The Smoot-Hawley Act was 95 years ago, exacerbated the Great Depression. Not to mention the stock market greed and lack of government controls that started it. Today no one remembers what that kind of poverty was like in America.
Everyone who remembers is dead. This is simply history, we do this again and again. Our turn!
If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?
COSMIC BIT FLIP 2028!
Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.
I’d like to load a backup save please
Sometimes I like to imagine that we are in a simulation and by the laws of quantum mechanics even if I was reborn exactly the same to relive this life again or even if the universe was started over, it would be completely different even if all variables where exactly the same. It gives me a strange hope.
I knew it was somehow windows fault. We should obviously be running Debian.
well someone crapped my pants i would like a reinstall please