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arrow-up198arrow-down1external-linkStop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebelwww.jezebel.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-213 days agoOnly if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agodildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
minus-squarenjm1314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-213 days agoSon, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·13 days agoNot me. I’ve checked.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoMaybe I’m a top
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 days agocheck different holes?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoSadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 days agohow do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-213 days agoEquality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too. And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended. Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it. Edit: I’m keeping that typo
minus-squareFlashMobOfOne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoThat would be hilarious.
Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
Not me. I’ve checked.
check harder
Maybe I’m a top
check different holes?
Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.
And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.
Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.
Edit: I’m keeping that typo
That would be hilarious.