Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
Always upvote poop knife
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
nobody even knows you are there
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
Just tell em you were doing blow
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
“Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner.”
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don’t work weekends. I’ve walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
Well yeah you went to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right? It’s called the shitter for a reason
No shit
Actually, yes shit.
Oh shit
Crap.
Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime
If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time
another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂
Dude is all class. I now have new life goals.
Give a shit, don’t take a shit
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
