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minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoBuying frozen babies, just as God intended.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoFrozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months. It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
minus-squareThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWould you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
Buying frozen babies, just as God intended.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Would you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
Whose needs?