Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down13
arrow-up135arrow-down1external-linkWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comHellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoSo by Republican logic that baby can vote
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-23 months agoNono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoConsidering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoThis is actually a genius question. Technically would that mean that a premature baby would have to wait an extra few months after their birthday?
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoNope. Of course not. Your age is a function of your birthdate. you’re not a person before then. I know what I said.
So by Republican logic that baby can vote
Nono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
Considering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.
This is actually a genius question. Technically would that mean that a premature baby would have to wait an extra few months after their birthday?
Nope. Of course not. Your age is a function of your birthdate. you’re not a person before then.
I know what I said.