Luigi the fuck out of the rich and the powerful + Re-distibute wealth fairly (in accordance with Veil of Ignorance) = Birth rate go up

Also not having the world’s most malignant pedophile narcississt predator con man be the US president would be a positive signal to folks thinkng about having kids.

Russia attacked ”willy nilly”? Through no fault of their own? So when Russia invades my country we shouldn’t fight back? Got it, thanks.

Bickus or Regularus?

Good Lord! Amazing what lengths THEY resort to!! Good thing I’m wearing my Faraday Cage hat (aka tin foil hat) so they can’t hack my brain with 5G nanobots. Oops, gotta go - time to have my daily dose of bleach

There Will be Dick

Well said good sir / m’am / other

I was thinking of Bill Burr’s ”sometimes systemic racism just works” bit about Kanye West when I wrote my comment

If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.

Not Virginius

Sloppy thirds… or fourty-thirds…

Oh great, coming here to gloat about your track record

Leave some for the rest of us buddy!

That is very accurate, just like the shooter. I must concede: you are correct

Free Luigi

Something absolutely useless like names of bands and songs from the 80’s and 90’s that i vehemently hated or names of obscure porn stars from 70’s to 90’s

Poor brain, I’m so sorry for you. You deserved better.

That is so accurate it hurts!

Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

This looks like a fascist Chris Farley

Nah dude, we all know THAT moon is a hologram. The people and cameras are in a movie set in UK where they have Stanley Kubrick chained to a director’s chair forever filming fake moon landings and moon walks.

And that is a fact my friend! Source: trustmebro / hearditfromafriendofafriend

You mean the FAKE moon is visible during the day?

And moist too.

Vaginius

Tyler-nol from Flu Club?

”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)