I forgot one can not wait for the opportunity to make the most offensive and ridiculous display possible next year for Dead Collaborator Day.

I had no idea. Turns out if heard of him a couple times but he was not relevant enough to remember. He was just another bootlicking sycophant and quite frankly I laughed out loud when I heard a conservative advocate for 2nd amendment rights had been shot. After reading through his history of opinions I just wish I’d had the opportunity to laugh harder. I’m not really political as an accelerationist, but it is pretty fucking funny, and the pearl clutching from all the big talking conservatives is simply priceless.

Ngl I laughed so hard at this headline that I pooped. Which was fortunate because I was in fact trying to poop. So thanks, least trustworthy names in media, you did at least one beneficial thing for someone.

God I wish bill hicks was still alive

The tsetse fly has the longest sperm, regardless of body size.

Not gonna lie, I cackled so loudly in my work bathroom upon reading this that I had to explain myself afterwards

Not gonna lie, ever since I lost my mind for a week in 2008 I’ve been having a pretty great time. I’m one of the only people I know.