Evil_Shrubbery

Human rights were made for megacorp’s robots anyway.

So “don’t talk to strangers” or “don’t give your credit card info to strangers” never really reached the audience, did it?

Lol, I did that too!

But people bitched abut it & about me being weird so now I just ((())) if it’s really needed (or if my brainhole just can’t/refuses to rephrase the text … or I ran out of fucks).

Dryers, beds, even chairs.

And … boot your cocks! (…?)

Boot Maker?
You mean Grub??

(But yes, I would like to upgrade by grub to a full cock.)

Cocks out for the walks out!

(Oh, did the fart-propulsion give it away? I’ll add the “/s” next time.)

It’s very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

If my math is correct - those sick bikers are just carbo-loading & farting so much they don’t even use pedals.

(It’s the only way it would make sense.)

They are all radical cultists chairs.

Cursed involuntary jet propulsion.

No short variable names, also no non-lewd variable names, life is nothing without suffering.

Who doesn’t like a uniformed threesome between two dudes and a flower, or android/ghost/green lady sex, or just a speedrun to ejecting the core?

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn’t get any).

… is it possible that these uneducated plebeians just put “fetish” in the search?

(jk)

Yeah, idk what tf those age brackets are, it’s like they haven’t updated them since they first set up the graphics for the statistics.

If a step-coworker gets stuck it better not be physically or it’s NSFW. If it isn’t physical, they just get fired bcs their ass isn’t doing the job.

I bet that fish can inflate!