Say everybody have you seen my balls
they’re big and salty and brown!
If you ever need em’ quick
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouthSuck on my chocolate salty balls
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
they’re packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!Hey, wait a minute… What’s that smell?
Smell like something burning… Well that don’t confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen, ‘cause I got a sneakin’ suspicion.
Oh man… baby… BABY!? YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!
Help me, my balls on fire!!!
Love the poem. Which reminded me that so many miss out on the fact that semen is mostly protein and a very healthy thing to consume.
It’s Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.
It’s a song, not a poem (though I guess songs are poems too).
It’s classic South Park (about 40 seconds in is the main bit)
For anyone curious, this is a Sicilian rice ball (arancini), they go all over NJ, operating out of northeastern NJ.
Wow, this is crazy seeing something so close to home for me! I 100% believe the name is keeping this place alive.
The Google reviews are pretty hilarious as well.
