Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
Here you are. One
unsolicited Dick Pic.spoiler
Dickpic
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
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Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
Oh no I was off by a decimal point punish me please daddy (sent ya $40, I appreciate ya)
thx bro
i’ll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your
COCK
ok 😉
None of you people are funny and I hate you
don’t got one :P
Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN
I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless
I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You’re incredible.
I try my best <3
I can’t help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
Don’t worry, I fix
And that he did.
And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.
Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!