The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers are doing gig work for Amazon.
If you live in a rural area they’re better at delivering if it’s real muddy out.
I’d take that gamble for a chance at some whimsey. What else I doing with my life.
So uhmm… Is there maybe an extra option to have intercourse with said creature?
Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unwrap it.
What’s even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That’s not scary. That’s badass!
What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
It’s not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they’re malevolent beings.
