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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

French is such a beautiful language

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French is such a beautiful language

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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    For those confused it says “Me and the goth girl who gave me my first prostate orgasm”

    • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        You have to pay extra for that

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

    • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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      Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire “dommage”? C’est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.

    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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      Disons qu’après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

      • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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        Stop speaking gibberish.

        • Feyr@lemmy.world
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          Non

        • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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          Va chier maudit con.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

    Is “orgasme” actually orgasm? I’ve literally only known “le petite morte,” but I have to assume it’s a euphemism not the actual word for “orgasm.”

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      Le petite morte is the little death

      It’s a euphemism

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        No, that would be la petite mort.

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          If you’re using the feminine version of the and little, why are we using the masculine version of death? Sincerely, an American who barely speaks French.

          • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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            The noun death is always la mort (le petite morte as used by the other poster is just wrong). The dead person can be le mort (masculine) or la morte (feminine). The adjective for dead is mort for masculine and morte for feminine, as in l’arbre mort (the dead tree, masc.) or la fleure morte (the dead flower, fem.).

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              Real, but slightly meta question: who decides the gender of new things? Like, who decided if cellphones, or AI, or computers are male or female? What is the gender of a dildo?

    • Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world
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      It is indeed (and apparently that’s where the english word comes from)

  • canajac@lemmy.ca
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    No it is not. It’s the most fucked up language to learn and write. French is la merde!

    • Tiger666@lemmy.ca
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      Do you know English? You wouldn’t be saying these things about French if you knew English.

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    What does this mean for the economic situation in Bosnia?

    • countrypunk@slrpnk.net
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      How does this affect the trout population

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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      It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

  • wabafee@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Hold up. Isn’t every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm? It squirts its juices at each one.

    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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      You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

      • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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        Seems more like he always does.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      No, definitely not.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        not with that attitude.

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          I know how to brat, don’t worry. I know how to get what I want.

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