There are days when I want to go straight from the meeting to a running woodchipper and dive head first

I believe this is called a “stand up”. That is, you’re standing up your real work for an hour so a useless middle manager scrum master can feel like they’re contributing.

Always has been.

Next up on O’RLY’s roster - Politics Driven Development. Undoing the apolitical societal programming for fun and profit.