His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
“pussy”“pusay”
Bro if a girl did this to me I’d never leave
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
True, and I’d be right where I wanna be
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
Well it’s been a while, wink wink.
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
Jokes on you im into that shit.
Literally
You’re such a brownnoser.
Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
It’s important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
A actual shitpost
honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
A shitpost is happening
pussy - > p*ssy - > p*say - > p yay!
no i meant that
Maybe they ai generated the coverup
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers
hurk
Now now, let’s not kinkshame.
you’re right…
but you gotta know sometimes the hurk is involuntary
