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jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

100, here I cum

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100, here I cum

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  • howsetheraven@sh.itjust.works
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    My entire life I heard 40 is middle aged because life expectancy is somewhere around 80. 40 is when the mid-life crisis starts happening as well.

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    I’m scared shitless that I will make it to 100.

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      This. No one realizes that your probably not gonna make it to 100 in perfect health. If your body doesn’t go, it will be your mind. Either way, it does not sound appealing.

      If nothing else, the arthritis has gotten so bad, you wanna off yourself anyways.

      Hard pass.

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    I don’t disagree, but people get confused by average lifespan because it includes babies that die. If you live to 60, in the USA you’re expected to live another 21.4 years (almost 82). https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/05/long-life-does-not-always-mean-a-healthy-life-in-old-age.html

    And that number is still an average. But I get it, 50 still isn’t the middle.

  • vsis@feddit.cl
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    middle aged would be around 36.

    I didn’t come here to be insulted.

  • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    We should be retiring at 50. This is bullshit.

    • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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      We should be building a society where the concept of retiring is alien because the entire point of living isn’t to work.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    We have robots. It’s the future now. We should be retiring at 85 while the robots live in luxurious sky cities.

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    According to my kids:

    0-30 is young.

    31-60 is middle aged.

    61-90 is old.

    Over 90 is fucking old.

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      How fucking old are your kids for them to say that? Real kids would definitely say that 25 is approaching retirement age.

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