This is corn smut, a culinary valuable type of fungus. It starts life like a yeast sporidia by budding daughter cells until it finds a genetically suitable mating partner. Once it becomes dikaryotic it starts to form the fungal hypha and infects a single kernel forming what you see as a gall.
While deletirious, and often considered a blight by farmers, the immature galls can be sold for many times more than the corn if it had not been infected. They are called huitlacoche when being used as culinary, and are described as tasting sweet and savory with earthy tones.
When infecting the kernel, the corn tries to protect itself using a reactive oxygen species, that in turn is countered by the fungus’s YAP1 gene that protects it from oxidative stress. Genetic research into M. Maydis has actually worked tangible results in our ongoing fight against breast cancer!
M. Maydis is a basidiomycota or “club type” fungus, which is to say it belongs to the same order as the classic mushrooms you’re used to seeing such as fly aminita/agaric which is the inspiration for the Super Mario power up mushroom.
This fungus is also considered a model species as in it’s sporidia phase is capable of accepting gene modification.
M. Maydis is also capable of synthesizing the essential amino acid lysine, which we need but cannot produce ourselves.
So, you see, not all corn infecting funguses are bad. Some are actually really cool, and have funny names like “smut”.
HELL YEA THIS IS THE CORNOGRAPGHY I SUBSCRIBED FOR
The real smutty stuff
It all here…

Oh fuck yeah I just creamed my corn reading this smut
El cuitlaccoche! Just this past summer I had blue corn tortillas wrapped around cheese and cuitlacoche, with a subtle tomato-based sauce on top, and let me tell ya, this was an umami paradise, like Mexico’s answer to the French savory crepe, but they are not fighting for supremacy, they inhabit neighboring culinary kingdoms and share similarities, but they unmistakably inhabit different lands.
Fuck that sounds delicious!
I thought we were gonna talk about PornHub’s greatest day. Instead I got science’d all over my face.
NSFW

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Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites
I went to pornhub thinking they were doing a weird corn thing.
They weren’t. It’s just normal boring porn and not super cool corn.
There’s some realistic pikachu porn if you’re into nostalgic terror boners.
Those last three words gave me a good chuckle!
… Alright I’m interested.
Enjoy.
I thought we were gonna see real corn sex. Ugh.
This is not the kind of corn smut I cum here for!
I will definitely try to harvest and cook some next year ! 😋
Anyone else read this to themselves in a thick Chicago accent?
Not even close. Ya boi was born and raised in South Florida.
But I am curious what brought you to this conclusion?
https://thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-7/
Taste testing!
Please tag your NSFW posts.
Not safe for Wheat?
I thought we were posting corn to return to actual shitposts, this one is too informative and interesting.
I’ve wanted to try this for so long but I don’t live in corn country 😔
Fun fact though, Huitlacoche is a semi-indigenous American (this form of the word developed after colonization and it technically spanish) word originating from the Nahuan branch of the Uto-Aztecan language family.
Here's the full etymology
In Mexico, corn smut is known as huitlacoche, sometimes spelled cuitlacoche. This word entered Spanish in Mexico from Classical Nahuatl, though the Nahuatl words from which huitlacoche is derived are debated. In modern Nahuatl, the word for huitlacoche is cuitlacochin, and some sources deem cuitlacochi to be the classical form.
Some sources wrongly give the etymology as coming from the Nahuatl words cuitlatl (“excrement” or “rear-end”, actually meaning “excrescence”) and cochtli (“sleeping”, from cochi “to sleep”), thus giving a combined mis-meaning of “sleeping/hibernating excrement”, but actually meaning “sleeping excrescence”, referring to the fact that the fungus grows between the kernels of corn and impedes them from developing, thus they remain “sleeping”.
A second group of sources deem the word to mean “raven’s excrement.” These sources appear to be combining the word cuitlacoche for “thrasher” with cuitla, meaning “excrement,” actually meaning “excrescence”. However, the avian meaning of cuitlacoche derives from the Nahuatl word “song” cuīcatl, from the verb “to sing” cuīca. This root then clashes with this reconstruction’s second claim that the segment cuitla- comes from cuitla (“excrement”).
One source derives the meaning as “corn excrescence,” using cuītla again and “corn” tlaōlli. This requires the linguistically unlikely evolution of tlaōlli “corn” into tlacoche.
In Peru, it is known as chumo or pacho.
Neither do I but a bodega down the street actually had the canned cuitlahoche. You’re not missing much honestly. I would love to try it fresh at some point though.
One of the best foods I’ve ever had, and definitely the one I’ve thought of most since eating it, was a fresh corn tamal(e) with huitlacoche. It was the most delicately flavored and delicately textured food I’ve ever had, with small pieces of fresh corn kernel and even corn silk still in the masa. This description really does not do justice…
Edit: spelling. Sorry Yiddish, that was just my mistake.
I’m very curious where that was the local spelling (and also being a fat ass kinda want to eat it.).
Neat! This one I’ve actually seen before IRL!
I was wanting to grow it next year. Do you know if it grows on all types of corn? I imagine seeds in the US are pre-treated in a way that deters the growth of the fungus, but I have been meaning to look it up this winter.
Great question!
Where abouts?
Probably on some corn *runs away*
Lol, fair.
But does it make ya trip balls?
No psychoactive alkaloids :(
It does make the corn healthier with extra protein and vitamins!
More important, an essential amino acid(building block of protein).






