I shave my head. I have to shave it every two or three days or I look like a mangy old dog. I wait until just before I go to bed to shave it, at which point I’m too tired and I tell myself I’ll do it in the morning before work, which of course I never do. So I end up shaving it once every three weeks, and spend most of the time looking like a mangy old dog.
I eventually hit upon the strategy of shaving a small patch somewhere on my head before I go to bed, which forces me to do the rest of the job in the morning before work. Except that I usually forget I did that and often go to work looking like a mangy old dog that somebody tried to shave before giving up. Fortunately I’m a school bus driver so I only scare children.
so relatable lol
“That’s a problem for future me, that guy’s a jerk anyway.”
the next morning: “Past me is an asshole.”
Past me is always an asshole.
Future me always has dedication and motivation that I’ve never before had in my life…but I’m sure he’ll have it all figured out by tomorrow.
Calm down Karkat
laughs in forgot to plug in my EV
Oh … I had thought this was about eating beans last night.
Cries in failed to connect
Is this somekind of joke Im too non-american to understand?
I assumed it was about pricing
here in Ontario, gas is maybe 10-15% cheaper in the morning
couple that with american gas guzzlers
For me it’s purely about having to get up a bit earlier and remembering that I need to get gas instead of running out of the house at the last possible minute. I have ADHD, maybe that explains it better.
Yeah, I mean I get gas after dinner, sometimes, from too many veggies. So. I guess the joke makes sense. 😏
This kills the fuel pump.
I get gas on Friday mornings, every second or third week. I leave a little earlier and if I’m a little late to work, who cares. And when I’m at the gas station I get myself a little something extra too
Meanwhile I wake up daily in the range of 6am to october 2034.
Former gas station manager here.
The vast majority of people fill up in the morning. Then they accused us of making them late for work.
🎵 Plug it in, Plug it in 🎶
My 20 year old pickup will still be on the road when that EV is scrapped lol
EV exists:
Nah just trying to save folks from wasting their money. ALL new cars are junk, gas or EV
EV is just a scam meant to bail the car industry out for a few more years
You sound bitter. Probably from wasting all that time at the gas pump.
Pavement princess spotted
My EV will be in the garage because its not out of gas
Or on fire in the garage and no way to put it out ha
The majority of early EV fires were from a single battery factory accidentally placing battery terminals too close together. This affected only Chevy Bolts, and has been fixed with a recall.
Even including this data, combustion engine cars are over 60 times more likely to catch fire than EVs (1,529.9 fires per 100,000 vehicles for ICE vs 25.1 for EV).
It looks like you’re the one who might need to start carrying around a fire extinguisher, just in case.
I’m pretty confident that if your vehicle caught fire you wouldn’t be able to put it out either way
Same with putting air in the tires, especially with the change of seasons.
literally the one thing I can do, but I have battery pumps where you set the psi and fuck off until its done, and it works for bike and car without leaking if I forget about it
