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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.

  • EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You shut your dirty whore mouth

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Exactly the kind of lively discussion I was hoping for!

    • reptar@lemmy.world
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      Well, that’s that. Close the thread

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Happy cake day!

        • reptar@lemmy.world
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          Oh for real? I’ve always rolled my eyes at such a thing, but :-)

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        Agreed. Close thread.

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    There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain’t it.

    Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      gives you peanut butter and chocolate

      That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        peanut butter brown
        or
        chocolate brown
        ?

        • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world
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          Peanut butter brown is an African American with jaundice. So yeah - still too brown for current administration

    • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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      and banana!

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

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      Sub the salt for a thick piece of crispy bacon. Thank me later.

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    This and avoiding taxes are the reasons why your tea is in the harbor

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Mostly the taxes thing, but this didn’t help

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Whoever wrote this is wrong and they know it.

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    Deep-fried Reese’s cups. You know you want it. You want to dip them in strawberry jam, and top them with whipped cream, and a chocolate sauce drizzle. It’s okay, we won’t judge you.

    You also want chocolate-coated grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Just… try it. We won’t watch. Just the one time.

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      I’ve genuinely never understood how people can stand chocolate and fruit together. Or fruit and coffee for that matter. Chocolate and coffee taste kinda similar to me though so those mix well…

      But fruit with either is just super nasty to me.

      All that said, the best chocolate I’ve ever had was some imported thing that tasted vaguely of raspberry, but wasn’t actually supposed to. It was just chocolate that got stored with other candies.

      • proudblond@lemmy.world
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        If chocolate and coffee taste similar to you, I can see why you wouldn’t like it with fruit!

        I like chocolate with my fruit (berries, apple even) but I don’t care for fruit in my chocolate bars, funny enough.

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    Counter point - Justin’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤

  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    The same idiots that say this are the ones who think Nutella is some transcendental ambrosia even though it’s more palm oil than either hazelnuts or cocoa.

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      Sometimes the greatest sins can become part of our most beloved miracles

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    To whom it may concern:

    Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

    Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

    For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

    Sincerely,

    The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

    and

    The Reese’s Foundation

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      Tar and feather then, but use chocolate sauce and roasted peanuts!

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      Barbarism! Coating the villain in Hershey’s. You are an animal, not fit to live among civilized men!

      Maybe some dark chocolate?

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        Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.

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    Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc

    Then there’s the Elvis Presley burger… Though I haven’t tried it so I won’t knock it😆

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    Peanut and choc you said?

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    deleted by creator

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    That’s typically Dutch though

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    I’m a peanut hater so peanut anything with anything is a no no

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