
He has a wife, you know.
You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??
Assius
Assius to Assius!
My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
*my brother in Jupiter
sigh Pussius
I’m Pussius!
Protein Barius
I don’t know why but this is the best one.
Hail it is I, your brother Ice Cream Barius!
My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Yourmomius
Kebabius?
Candy Cornius.
Sounds like my stripper name tbh.
Yogurtius.
“Yo, Gurtius!”
Taco Bellius
Trailius Mixius
Wienerius
Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.
Deviledius eggius
Deleted by creatorius










