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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Handy guide.

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Handy guide.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    You can’t prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea

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      All I know is I’ve been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven’t tested positive for gonorrhea.

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        Don’t be jealous just bc you can’t get dates w the cool diplodocuses

        • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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          Diplodocusi

          • variants@possumpat.io
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            Diplodocusae

            • Olmai@lemmy.world
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              Diplodocci

    • M500@lemmy.ml
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      Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.

    • aleats@iusearchlinux.fyi
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      You’ve got bigger problems if there’s dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        What if you’re a bird?

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          You mean a drone? c/birdsarentreal

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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            Oops. I forgot they aren’t real.

            But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood…

            • variants@possumpat.io
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              Drones get charged by energy produced by dinosaurs

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                I’ve never seen a bird get filled up at a gas station!

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they’re causing gonorrhea?

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      I’ll just use Occam’s Razor until definite proof is provided.

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    Concentrate… Do not make the obvious joke…

  • DiploRaucous@lemmy.world
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    Wait… I’m confused. Do I cause gonorrhea or no?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      It’s very simple- it’s safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.

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        I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)

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          Spelling is not the issue. The question is whether or not you’re contagious.

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    Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave

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