rips off shirt
GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!
… Okie dokie
No free drinks!
What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible
Also works as personal lubricant and if you jerk off with bacon fat before going to the bar women will all want a piece of that bacon dick.
Definitely a brand new sentence
Lick the bacon grease, you coward.
Put it down the sink. Everyone will be thankful that you did it.
The forbidden soft serve flavour
I didn’t vote for it.
Bruh, fry an egg in that right now.
almost looks like it melted a fork
That goes in the grease jar in the fridge to make gravy later.
Melt it and run it through a fine mesh sieve into a jar to get the bits out of it. Then cook with that.
That’s cupcake icing.
Cinnamon swirl
Mmmmmmmmm, bacon grease, *drooling sounds*
