Pin pineapple apple pen pizza?
Wow I remember this guy
That looks yummy
really creative use of jalapeño slices
It’s beautiful
Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!
All you proved is that god is cruel
People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.
What if you hate it because there isn’t a single slice of pineapple on it?
That’s true, that’s the real crime here.
It looks sweet but it tastes like burning
As long as there’s no pineapple in it its cool to me.
The real pineapple is the friends we made along the way
It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.
Yeah. Totally like that
see also: Swedish Fish, Chocolate Fish
If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.
Pizzapple
“God is dead, and we killed him.”
This pizza has insulted the italian and mexican community.
He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.
Squashed in the plate.
He’s out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.