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TFW a guy buys me a drink
Sex: no
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That’s a recipe for a UTI. Please do not garlic bread.
Isn’t garlic antibacterial tho? I’m sure it’ll be fine…
I think you were going for ace of spades but my dumb ass just saw a butt plug.
Sex: yes, bottom. My life fucks me every day
well, find (at least) another person who needs to fulfill this requirement
I’ll take it!
sex is cool but my entire body is screaming at me saying cuddles are required please help
Sex: a horny dog
Hey, this is my screenshot I posted on Reddit a few years back!
