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robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • bahbah23@lemmy.world
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    Spspspsp?

    • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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      Next question

    • Old_Dude@lemmy.world
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      Goodbye.

    • THE MASTERMIND@feddit.ch
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      Beat me to it

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Now I’m just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.

      I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        It’ll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.

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      From the looks of things… too late! (gulp :-P)

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    In case anybody ever is in this situation, I’ve heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that’s not supposed to move it’s because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.

    Here’s a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.

    That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will

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    It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.

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    I’d still slow-blink to see if friend.

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    pspspsps

    bƨbƨbƨbƨ

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    Skat skat skat… Yell it, do it in your pants. It’s all good

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      “YonOuttaHeeuh! Go-on! Git!”

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “Skibidybop on out of here, jive cat.”

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    Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit

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    Just turn your back so it will know you’re not interested.

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    Fuckfuckfuckfuck

  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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      You want more boiling oil?

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    A gun

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      Removed by mod

      • robocall@lemmy.worldOP
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        How high are we talking? Wheat or hops?

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          Removed by mod

          • robocall@lemmy.worldOP
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            woah, that is some high grain!

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    The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.

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    You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.

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